you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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