Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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