im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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