I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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