you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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