I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
