we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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