and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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