Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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