I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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