I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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