No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
