Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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