Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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