if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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