did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
