If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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