When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My pussy is not your playground.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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