let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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