FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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