If that was your dad, he is hot
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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