I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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