Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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