thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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