I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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