If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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