Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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