I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
17 year olds will be the death of me.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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