So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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