I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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