I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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