4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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