I wish I could punch you in the face.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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