You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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