Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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