idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
