no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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