HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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