Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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