will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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