There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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