Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dick very happy bro
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
