sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I stole a fireplace last night.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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