in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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