If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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