sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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