I want to walk on stilts...naked
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just high enough for therapy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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