We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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