Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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