Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
True strength comes from lack of pants
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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